Monday, May 30, 2011

Death penalty for the three hard core criminals.

Three hard core criminals were finally arrested and were finally trailed for their crimes. Criminals were sent to gallows to face their ultimate fate –death.

To their good fortune, the judge who presided over the proceedings at the court finally made up his mind to punish the defendants as per the choice they make. They were given the choice to face their death either by hanging, by electrocution or by getting themselves injected deadly with HIV virus.
 Considering the shortest time it takes to kill a man, the first defendant said he would like to face his death by electrocution.
Second defendant said he would rather face his death by way of tradition that has passed down from generation to generation from his forefathers.-by hanging.
The third defendant however had other ideas in his mind. He thought to himself that even with deadly HIV virus in his body he can at least survive to see this world for few more years. 
On their final judgment day, when they were about to face their fate with the respective choices they have made, the two friends who chose death by electrocution and by hanging asked their friend who chose to be injected with HIV virus for making his choice.
To explain about his choice, he went close to his friends and whispered in their ears “please don’t tell anyone because today I am using condom to stop that virus form entering into my body”
It’s a joke please do not take it seriously…….but thanks for reading with intense curiosity.

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